Hey gang,
How are those mothers of yours?
Great, great. Good times.
So guess what? AJATT has grown too big for her britches! Or…breeches? I don’t even really know what britches are, but there’s definitely a size and scale issue going on. Yeah…a few years online, lots of notoriety, Neutrino and the best SRS in the world will do that for you. So the plan is to upgrade to a ridiculously awesome server so that…things can continue being even more awesome. Don’t worry, I don’t need to know adjectives any more because I can just say “awesome” whenever I want to say something is superb.
Like: “your Mom is superb sauce”.
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No, but, yeah, so the original plan was to have it so that the server would experience no downtime whatsoever and you wouldn’t even know what was happening back here. But after several weeks of keyboard-mashing back and forth with the migration team at the new superb sauce server, it was decided that it’s best to just shut things down for a few days, move everything and then…you know, whatever. That way there’ll be no issues with some people accessing old data and other people accessing new(er) data. No synchronization issues and what have you.
TL;DR: AJATT may go down for a while. Don’t freak out; it’s not an accident; it’s a carefully planned and executed upgrade by seasoned professionals ( 
). She will rise again. Check back in a week or less. 
Also, you look wonderful today. Muah.